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== Tagline == | == Tagline == | ||
* F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough. | |||
* [[Unlimited Refreshment]]. | |||
== | == Rat Council of 1508 Memo == | ||
T: @WaitItsKim<br> | |||
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit<br> | |||
Re: [[Rat Council 1508]] probably (93%) brews & distributes [[F5]] | |||
My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds | |||
See [[Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)]]. | |||
== APTO Field agent report == | |||
"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇" | |||
Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense. | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/with_replies Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2022) | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:The Fanta Menace.jpg|link=The Fanta Menace|'''''[[The Fanta Menace]]''''' is a 1999 American epic space opera film which follows Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi as they try to protect Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo in hopes of securing a peaceful end to an interplanetary soft drink licensing dispute. | |||
File:GROK.jpg|link=GROK|'''[[GROK]]''' is a urine-flavored soft drink made from illegal mathematical functions. | |||
File:The Eyebrows Incident - A Bottle Too Far.jpg|link=The Eyebrows Incident|"'''[[The Eyebrows Incident]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series ''Star Trek''. | |||
File:Irish Spring Fresca.jpg|link=Irish Spring Fresca|'''[[Irish Spring Fresca]]''' is a variety the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap. | |||
File:Seven Bridges of Königsberg rum.jpg|link=Seven Bridges of Königsberg|'''[[Seven Bridges of Königsberg]]''' is a brand of mathematical rum. | |||
File:Superintelligent rats, lithiated 7-Up, and F5.jpg|link=Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|[[Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)|APTO Math Crimes Unit War Diary''' for '''13 September 2022''']]. | |||
File:Simply Slugs.jpg|link=Simply Slugs|'''[[Simply Slugs]]''' is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs. | |||
File:Steeping Beauty.jpg|link=Steeping Beauty|'''''[[Steeping Beauty]]''''' is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped. | |||
File:Goodbye Mr Pibb.jpg|link=Goodbye, Mr. Pibb|'''''[[Goodbye, Mr. Pibb]]''''' is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper. | |||
File:Kidney Tea.jpg|link=Kidney Tea|'''[[Kidney Tea]]''' is a brand of tea made from human kidneys. | File:Kidney Tea.jpg|link=Kidney Tea|'''[[Kidney Tea]]''' is a brand of tea made from human kidneys. | ||
File: | File:Now Playing (F5).jpg|link=Now Playing (F5)|Now Playing — '''[[F5]]'''<br>Up Next — '''[[Steeping Beauty]]''' | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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* [[Crimes against mathematical constants]] | * [[Crimes against mathematical constants]] | ||
* [[The Eyebrows Incident]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* ''[[Goodbye, Mr. Pibb]]'' | * ''[[Goodbye, Mr. Pibb]]'' | ||
* [[GROK]] | |||
* [[Irish Spring Fresca]] | |||
* [[Kidney Tea]] | * [[Kidney Tea]] | ||
* [[Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)]] | |||
* [[Now Playing (F5)]] | |||
* [[Seven Bridges of Königsberg]] | |||
* [[Simply Slugs]] | |||
* [[Soder]] | |||
* ''[[Steeping Beauty]]'' | |||
* ''[[The Fanta Menace]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink Drink] @ Wikipedia | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1828564015695454703 Post] @ Twitter (27 August 2024) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1491441340365762561 Post] @ Twitter (9 February 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1455007460805259267 Post] @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough." | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1455007460805259267 Post] @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough." | ||
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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Beverages (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Beverages (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Crimes against mathematical constants]] | |||
[[Category:Beverages]] | [[Category:Beverages]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:43, 27 August 2024
F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
Tagline
- F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough.
- Unlimited Refreshment.
Rat Council of 1508 Memo
T: @WaitItsKim
F: #APTO #MCU Math Crimes Unit
Re: Rat Council 1508 probably (93%) brews & distributes F5
My superiors have ordered me to accelerate evolution of rat gang intelligence, advancing your plan to destroy #APTO by approximately 37 seconds
See Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022).
APTO Field agent report
"I hear it's quite refreshing. 😋😉😁😇"
Oh, F5 is *anything you need it to be* ... until the warranty expires, or a zero-day exploit emerges ... then the manufacturer recalls your sensory experiences for court-ordered medical upgrades, at your expense.
- Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)
In the News
The Fanta Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera film which follows Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi as they try to protect Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo in hopes of securing a peaceful end to an interplanetary soft drink licensing dispute.
GROK is a urine-flavored soft drink made from illegal mathematical functions.
"The Eyebrows Incident" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Irish Spring Fresca is a variety the soft drink Fresca which contains up to 2% Irish Spring soap.
Seven Bridges of Königsberg is a brand of mathematical rum.
Simply Slugs is a brand of beverages made primarily from slugs.
Steeping Beauty is a classic fairy tale about a princess who is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep until a cup of tea is fully steeped.
Goodbye, Mr. Pibb is a 1969 soft drink comedy film starring Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, and Dr. Pepper.
Kidney Tea is a brand of tea made from human kidneys.
Now Playing — F5
Up Next — Steeping Beauty
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- The Eyebrows Incident
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Goodbye, Mr. Pibb
- GROK
- Irish Spring Fresca
- Kidney Tea
- Math Crimes Unit War Diary (13 September 2022)
- Now Playing (F5)
- Seven Bridges of Königsberg
- Simply Slugs
- Soder
- Steeping Beauty
- The Fanta Menace
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Drink @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (27 August 2024)
- Post @ Twitter (9 February 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (1 November 2021) - "F5. When F1 through F4 are not enough."
- Post @ Twitter (18 October 2021) - "Of all keys on the keyboard, I find F5 to be the most refreshing"