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[[File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.jpg|thumb|Earliest known functional advertisement for '''Playskool's My First Nuclear Football'''.]]'''Playskool's My First Nuclear Football''' (code named '''P-MFNF''', commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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File:Damnation Alleython - banner.jpg|link=Damnation Alleython|'''[[Damnation Alleython]]''' is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories. | |||
File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy. | |||
File:Dead Hand cocktail.jpg|link=Dead Hand (cocktail)|'''[[Dead Hand (cocktail)|Dead Hand]]''' is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk. | |||
File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the [[Weaponization (nonfiction)|conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use]]. | File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the [[Weaponization (nonfiction)|conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use]]. | ||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Damnation Alleython]] | |||
* [[Dead Hand (cocktail)]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]] | * [[Playskool's My First DSM]] | ||
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]] | * [[Scrimshaw abuse]] | ||
* [[SS MINNOW]] | * ''[[SS MINNOW]]'' | ||
* [[Sweet Tooth, Soldier?]] | * ''[[Sweet Tooth, Soldier?]]'' | ||
* [[Weaponizing Spirograph]] | * ''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]'' | ||
* ''[[Young Nations At War]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football Nuclear football] @ Wikipedia | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1648147009851863040 Post] @ Twitter (17 April 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1397002123389382658 Post] @ Twitter (24 May 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1397002123389382658 Post] @ Twitter (24 May 2021) | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1382643014414258176 Post] @ Twitter (15 April 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1382643014414258176 Post] @ Twitter (15 April 2021) | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1373611582484283398 Post] @ Twitter (21 March 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1373611582484283398 Post] @ Twitter (21 March 2021) | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Nuclear war (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Toys (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:War (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:War (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Weapons (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Weapons (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Crimes against physical constants]] | |||
[[Category:Playskool]] | |||
[[Category:Toys]] | [[Category:Toys]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:45, 18 July 2023
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Background
P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.
It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.
P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.
History
P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.
In the News
Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.
Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.
Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.
![Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.](/w/images/thumb/1/19/Weaponizing_Spirograph.jpg/120px-Weaponizing_Spirograph.jpg)
Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.
"Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.
Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).
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Fiction cross-reference
- Damnation Alleython
- Dead Hand (cocktail)
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Playskool's My First DSM
- Scrimshaw abuse
- SS MINNOW
- Sweet Tooth, Soldier?
- Weaponizing Spirograph
- Young Nations At War
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Nuclear football @ Wikipedia