Clandestiphrine (drug)

First page of original proposal to develop Clandestiphrine.

Clandestiphrine, also known as deniatol or denialine, is a transdimensional drug which amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention.

Description

Like most transdimensional drugs, clandestiphrine includes a software component.

Clandestiphrine is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations.

At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.

As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.

It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.

It is given computationally, by injection into a metachondrion, by inhalation, or by a variety of computational technqiues.

In the News

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  Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists. It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with various species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.

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  April 20, 1962: Traces of Clandestiphrine residue are detected at the Bay of Pigs, raising questions about CIA involvement with transdimensional drugs.

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  April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.

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  April 12, 1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.

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  February 23, 1580: Physician, occultist, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Johann Weyer publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of secretly distributing clandestiphrine and other illegal drugs.

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  Dysprosium Titanate Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in Crimes against mathematical constants, charges Astrakhan Khanate ambassador.

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  Diagramaceous soil has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian.

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  Clandestiphrine ring uses Spirograph as front.

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  Spin ice diagram tips off investigators, Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in Astrakhan Khanate.

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  Celebrated children's book The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.

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  Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.

Fiction cross-reference

• Baron Zersetzung
• Crimes against chemical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Kingdom Fungi Co-Prosperity Spore - unlicensed transdimensional corporation suspected by APTO of crimes against chemical constants including covert delucidation and the manufacture of Clandestiphrine
• Metachondria
• Transdimensional drug
• Watergate scandal

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Drug (nonfiction)
• Greens
• Runcible (nonfiction)
• Simply describe in plain language, and the game is up (nonfiction) - an aphorism describing a principle, the lack of which is satirized by Clandestiphrine.

External links

• Epinephrine @ Wikipedia
• MKUltra @ Wikipedia