You can‘t have a numerical disparity between shots and dogs (nonfiction)
"It occurred to me that alcohol kills germs, and I decided I could have a hot dog with peppers and onions grilled on the stoop if I had tequila with it. I ordered two dogs with everything and stepped through the open doorway into the bar.
"Please note that I say doorway, not door. I did not observe a door. There was a large slab of some sort to the right of the doorway but it appeared to be detached, at least for the time being. I ordered two shots of tequila. You can‘t have a numerical disparity between shots and dogs."
—@kenwhite.bsky.social
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"Whose Dog is This?" is a song by comedian Steven Seagal.
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- Category:Alcohol (nonfiction)
- Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)
- Category:Hot dogs (nonfiction)
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- Hot dog @ Wikipedia
- How hot dogs are made @ YouTube
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