Weight-loss haircut

Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.

A weight-loss haircut is any style of haircut which people pretend is a weight-loss program.

Advantages

The weight-loss haircut avoids the two primary methods used in conventional weight-loss programs:

• Eat less
• Exercise more

Instead of eating less and exercising more, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts cut their hair.

Wig fetish

In pathological cases, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts may wear wigs, and then cut off the wig hair.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Post @ Twitter (12 February 2021)