We had it tough
From Gnomon Chronicles
We used to wake up at 4 am to fight creche duels until only three clones remained, after which we ate the fallen while dodging a rain of sky leeches until the radiation vendor arrived to exchange tritium for our sexual favors. Then we disguised ourselves as human and went to our jobs.
In the News
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Obligate Sexual Parasitism is a musical with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and the Woods Hole Marine Biological Laboratory.
Fiction cross-reference
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Obligate Sexual Parasitism
- Don't call us self-replicating molecules
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- My ancestors didn't crawl their way out of the primeval ocean to complain that life is hard
- You were lucky
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen @ YouTube
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (29 March 2025)
