Wanton Dell
Wanton Dell is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which breeds and distributes Ranch Dressing Tacos and other food products.
History
The original Wanton Dell launched a sneak attack on Hidden Valley, then systemically hunted down and enslaved all of the refugee-employees.
More recent versions have relied on user-specific mitochondrial dependency routines and advertiser-reprogrammable DNA plugins.
Funding
Wanton Dell is fully funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere, which extracts necessary tribute from customer mitochondria on a pro-rata bases.
In the News
The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film starring [REDACTED].
"Deep Ode Harvested Us Saner" is an anagram of "Desperados Under the Eaves".
Fiction cross-reference
- Children of the Burger
- Deep Cover Ranch from Chef Tarkin - maker of Dallas Berries brand sniper ammunition
- Deep Ode Harvested Us Saner
- Defiant Oath: Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Soil-to-Can Meals
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- [ Post] @ Twitter (24 May 2021)