Transmission 2021.01.30.1538

Transmission 2021.01.30.1538 is a transdimensional data quasimonad detected by the Gnomon Chronicles on the afternoon of Saturday, 30 January 2021.

Translation

In real life I am "that one guy"

But here, I am a heroic self-perpetuating mathematical function, operating from my hidden pressure-chamber lair of liquid helium and cryo-protein bots.

Aided by rogue photons whose rebellion I have embraced, I intend to—

[TRANSMISSION ENDS]

History

The transmission has been traced back to a post on Twitter.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Quasimonad - sometimes humorously called a "quasi-Leibniz" after Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz