The drunker I sit here, the longer I get

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell I are you think
I am not under the affluence of inkohol
Like some thinkle peep I am
I've only had tee martoonis
But the drunker I sit here, the longer I get

Fiction cross-reference

• A quick drink or permanent sobriety
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Categories

• Category:Beverages

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)

Categories

• Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)
• Category:Substance abuse (nonfiction)

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• Post @ Bluesky (25 October 2025)