The Pilgrim Selfie

Earliest known poster for The Pilgrim Selfie.

The Pilgrim Selfie is a revisionist historical novel about the Plymouth Rock colony, with an emphasis on fashion, manners, and well-sculpted abs.

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I am throwing down my musket in disgust.

Don't worry, it's the old broken musket, with the barrel that cracked during the winter of 1621, the year the ice storms were so bad.

I think that 1621 was your peak pilgrim year too. "The Dandy of Plymouth Colony." Good times.