Template:Are You Sure/August 10

When I read the words "JavaScript API" and "Microsoft Word", my bowels started writhing like a half-digested corn dog crying to be let out.

• ... that "Jetsam Inn Had No Hero" is an anagram of "Martin Johnson Heade"?

• ... that when I read the words "JavaScript API" and "Microsoft Word", my bowels started writhing like a half-digested corn dog crying to be let out?