Stealing deodorant
From Gnomon Chronicles
Context: "I mean, you managed to buy TWO sticks of deodorant. Some don't accomplish that much in a lifetime!"
"Buy" two sticks of deodorant?
No.
I *steal* two sticks of deodorant.
Fear of getting caught makes me sweat like crazy — which means I get more use out of the deodorant.
Value for the dollar, baby. The game is all about maximizing value for the dollar.
- Post @ Bluesky (21 December 2025)
