Small Brass Thing (nonfiction)
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"Small Brass Thing" is a parody of the song "Small Blue Thing" by Susan Vega.
Lyrics
Today I am a Small Brass Thing Like a elbow or an key I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink I am sold to you I am sold in Boing Boing Store I'm no further than a mouse-click You could use me and what's more I can't be replaced by a stick I am shipping to your home, Amazon is going full-speed When you get it order more, it's the thing you know that you'll need I am poking germs for you Poking germs for you Poking germs for you Poking germs for you ... Today I am a Small Brass Thing Like a pliars or a pen I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink Purchase me and I will be -- Purchased, in your hand ... Purchased, in your hand ... Purchased, in your hand ... Small Brass Thing ...
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External links
- Small Blue Thing @ YouTube
- Comment @ Boing Boing