September 4

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Better Than News

  • Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.

    Tropic of Kandor is a Superman story written by Henry Miller. It is Miller's only known work in the American superhero genre.

  • Jedi vs. Homelander is a science fiction superhero television series.

    Jedi vs. Homelander is a science fiction superhero television series.

  • Going for the Ono (1977) is the eighth studio album by English progressive rock band Yet. It is the only Yet album to feature Yoko Ono.

    Going for the Ono (1977) is the eighth studio album by English progressive rock band Yet. It is the only Yet album to feature Yoko Ono.

  • Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.

    Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.

  • We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.

    We Need to Talk About Kelvin a 2011 thermodynamics thriller drama film about a low-temperature physics researcher (Tilda Swinton) who struggles to come to terms with her psychopathic son and the horrors he has committed with liquid helium.

  • Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.

    Planet of the Teens is a 1968 American science fiction educational filmstrip which tells the story of an adult astronaut crew that crash-lands on a strange planet in the distant future. Although the planet appears desolate at first, the surviving crew members stumble upon a society in which teens have evolved into creatures with adult-like intelligence and speech, and have assumed the role of the dominant species.

  • Crypto Party is a song about cryptography by American singer, songwriter, and musician-cryptographer Rick Nelson. The song plays during the infamous "garden party" sequence in "Keanu Reeves's Lifestyles of the Rich and Matrix".

    Crypto Party is a song about cryptography by American singer, songwriter, and musician-cryptographer Rick Nelson. The song plays during the infamous "garden party" sequence in "Keanu Reeves's Lifestyles of the Rich and Matrix".

  • The Cuba Libreville is a highball cocktail consisting of cola, rum, and water from the mouth of the Komo river in Gabon, West Africa.

    The Cuba Libreville is a highball cocktail consisting of cola, rum, and water from the mouth of the Komo river in Gabon, West Africa.

  • Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of ionized cologne.

    Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of ionized cologne.

  • Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.

    Drugstore Condom is a 1989 American crime drama film directed by the American filmmaker Gus Van Sant.

  • The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.

    The Wordle is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-education film about the murder of a billionaire dictionary publisher, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect the publisher's daughter Wordle, who had previously been held for ransom by illiterate terrorists.

Beyond Plausible

  • Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.

    Jeremiah Brubaker is an American prison drama film about newly arrived prison warden Jeremiah Brubaker (Robert Redford), who attempts to clean up a corrupt and violent penal system while dealing with the traumatic memories of his mountain man past.

In Other Words

Are You Sure

... that the Association for the Advancement of Antonin Artaud is a licensed, non-profit transdimensional corporation which advances the interests, ideals, and aberrant psychologies of Antonin Artaud; and that the Association, while licensed, is notoriously undisciplined and has serious side-effects including the invention of a cocktail which calls for two parts absinthe to one part Extract of Radium?

... that Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol was written by the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton?

... that George Eastman registered the trademark Kodak and received a patent for his camera that uses roll film on this day in 1888?

Topic of the Day

  • Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.

    Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.

  • The Man with the Golden Musket (1974): James Bond must recover the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, before criminally deranged fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist.

    The Man with the Golden Musket (1974): James Bond must recover the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, before criminally deranged fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist.

  • "Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" No, I wire the explosives to the collection plate. Now put on that fucking scuba mask and get in the baptismal font or I'll—

    "Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" No, I wire the explosives to the collection plate. Now put on that fucking scuba mask and get in the baptismal font or I'll—

  • Boss Dog is an organic golem designed and manufactured by Symbionts Can Do to mimic Spot the mechanical robot dog.

    Boss Dog is an organic golem designed and manufactured by Symbionts Can Do to mimic Spot the mechanical robot dog.

  • Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.

    Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol is an autobiography of the dueling pistol which killed Alexander Hamilton.

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