School children no longer need bullet-resistant backpacks

From Gnomon Chronicles

Thanks to thousands of generations of gun-death evolutionary pressure, school children no longer need bullet-resistant backpacks.

Hashtags: #HorrorForecast

See also:

Back-to-School 2049

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Post @ Twitter (9 May 2023)

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