Restful Lycanthrope Hotel

Earliest know advertisement for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.

Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."

Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.

The Restful Lycanthrope Hotel is an unlicensed transdimensional hotel which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.

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