Pee Noir

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Earliest known poster for Pee Noir.

It's not a wine.

It's not a waste product.

It's Pee Noir.™

FAQ

"Is it true that Pee Noir™ is made from baby Jesus urine?"

No. This is defamation.

Pee Noir™ is a faith-based urine-to-wine survival system for the true End Times enthusiast.

Not box of cheap wine, Pee Noir™ converts any fresh urine to cheap wine.

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Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (5 April 2023) - #IrresponsibleMarketing
  • Post @ Twitter (27 October 2022) - Baby Jesus urine?
  • Post @ Twitter (27 October 2022)
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