My weasel wakes up

My weasel wakes up just fine.

I wake up first, and void my bowels into a pan. Washing away the waste reveals plenty of half-digested coffee beans, which I roast in a fast-roaster.

Then I grind the beans and make two cups of coffee: one for me, and one for the weasel.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Categories

• Category:Beverages

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

Categories

• Category:Coffee (nonfiction)

External links

• Coffee @ Wikipedia
• History of Coffee - Documentary @ YouTube
• How to Make Espresso Like A World Barista Champion - ft. BORAM UM @ YouTube
• Weasel @ Wikipedia

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (3 December 2022)