Lucky Cosmos
Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.
Description
The model describes how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature charms, or pieces, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Charm-Like Structures (CLS).
Recent developments [circa 1 March 2021] include theoretical models which feed Charm-Like Structure data to an array of artificial human taste buds (AHTB).
In the News
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
Cthulhu Burger is a fast food restaurant chain owned and operated by the malevolent supernatural entity Cthulhu.
The Pomegranate cosmos model of the observable how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS).
Lucky Cthulhu promotional mental illness poster.
Fiction cross-reference
- Artificial human taste buds
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Cthulhu Burger
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Lucky Cthulhu
- Jungian Charms
- Pomegranate cosmos
- The Charmerer's Apprentice
- Transdimensional corporation
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Big Bang @ Wikipedia
- Lucky Charms @ Wikipedia
- Original Lucky Charms Commercial 1960s @ YouTube