If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you

"If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you." (Public awareness campaign poster courtesy Journal of Theoretical Laundry.)

"If you sniff long into dirty laundry, the dirty laundry also sniffs you." (Nietzsche and Henley)

"If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you" is an assertion by philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.

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In the News

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  "When you gaze long into Alan Arkin, Alan Arkin also gazes into you." —Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Abseilers Gone Wild is an American television series about the world's most daring and deranged abseilers.

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  Beyond Education and Ignorance is an unpublished manuscript by Friedrich Nietzsche 1.1.

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  Bath Time for Books, Oh! is a short essay by Hiro Protagonist, winner of the 1992 World Bathing and Reading Trophy.

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  "Thus Spoke Zoomathustra" is a work of philosophical fiction written by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche between 1883 and 1885. The protagonist is nominally the historical Zoomathustra, but, besides a handful of sentences, Nietzsche is not particularly concerned with any resemblance.

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  The unexfoliated skin is not worth shaving.

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  Bioluminescent Hair Club for Anyone (formerly Bioluminescent Hair Club for Humans, also Bioluminescent Hair for Female and Male and Intersex Humans) is a world-wide bioluminescent hair restoration, bioluminescent hair regrowth, and bioluminescent hair replacement transdimensional corporation with locations throughout the mid-twentieth to late-twenty-first century Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Cucumber Eyes is a 2021 personal hygiene drama film starring Woody Harrelson, Javier Bardem, and Tim Robbins & Tim Robbins 1.1.

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  Forbidden Manicure is a beauty school and safe house for criminal nail technicians on the run.

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  This Time with Alan Sawflies is a horror comedy news network.

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  "Acrid Lint" is an anagram "Claritin-D".

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  "I am a Hoodie" is a song by [REDACTED].

Fiction cross-reference

• Abseilers Gone Wild
• Acrid Lint
• Bath Time for Books, Oh!
• Bioluminescent Hair Club for Anyone
• Cucumber Eyes
• Beyond Education and Ignorance
• Forbidden Manicure
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I am a Hoodie
• The unexfoliated skin is not worth shaving
• This Time with Alan Sawflies
• Thus Spoke Zoomathustra

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Friedrich Nietzsche (nonfiction)

External links

• Friedrich Nietzsche @ Wikipedia
• The Bible and Western Culture - Nietzsche and the Death of God (Michael Sugrue) @ YouTube
• PHILOSOPHY - Nietzsche - The School of Life @ YouTube
• Friedrich Nietzsche quotations @ Wikiquote

• Foldimate laundry folding robot @ YouTube

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• Post @ Twitter (6 September 2021) - "If you sniff long into dirty laundry, the dirty laundry also sniffs you." (Nietzsche and Henley)
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• Friedrich Nietzsche quotations @ Wikiquote