I were a wealthy vampire

Context: "And don't forget, you can fly around and drink from seals and polar bears, and maybe an arctic fox or two."

True, true.

Of course, if I were a wealthy vampire — like Elon Musk, but with real teeth, not those fake "I'm hiding out among humans" dentures he wears — I would have live human prey air-dropped along my route, Operation Dumbo style.