I just caught a big spider in my house

"I just caught a big spider in my house. What do you think I should do with the spider?"

Catch and release if practical. Do you have an unfinished basement? Let it hunt down there.

If impractical, swift death.

Fiction cross-reference

• All living creatures have souls
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I never wish death upon another man

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Social media

• Post @ Twitter (19 October 2022)