I don't always exist in the Matrix

I don't always exist in the Matrix.

"I don't always exist in the Matrix" is a variation by Karl Jones on the "I don't always ... but when I do" meme.

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I don't always exist in the Matrix
But when I do, I always drink tequila.

Olive Matrix is a science-fiction theme restaurant franchise with indentured franchises throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual.
The Pills are Everywhere is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs.
Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
The Boromir Chronicles is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles authored by Boromir, Warlord of Gondor.