I danced like Fred Astaire in utero

When I was conceived I didn't even swim. I started walking immediately at fertilization. In fact I danced like Fred Astaire in utero.

But then at birth I tripped and fell down while passing through the birth canal, so I ended up crawling like other infants.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Post @ Twitter (28 November 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (17 September 2021)