I Write the Tweets

I Write the Tweets.

I Write the Tweets. (Screenshot of social media post.)

"I Write the Tweets" is song by Barry Manilow 1.1.

Transcript

I write the tweets that make the whole world read
I write the tweets of Amazon and things that you need
I write the tweets that make the shoppers cry
I write the tweets, I write the tweets

Commentary

Context: "I'd like to take my Twitter update back."

I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.
But You Can't Always Get What You Want.

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