I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar
"I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar" is an epic documentary film by actor-comedian Bixby Snyder about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.
History
Context: Who would win in a fight for Earth's resource-extraction industry? Emperor Palpatine? or Baron Harkonnen?
The Baron would, because he's more gluttonous. Then the Emperor would be a poor loser and blast Earth to smithereens."
I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar—!
—@wretchedgoblin
In the News
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Fiction cross-reference
- Close Encounters of the Spud Kind
- Dune: the Heart Plug Years
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying
- Moon Wobble
- Planet of the COVID
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External links
- Post @ Twitter (26 May 2021)
- RoboCop @ Wikipedia
- Robocop - Original Theatrical Trailer HD (Paul Verhoeven, 1987) @ YouTube
- Birth & reveal scene clip (longer version) @ YouTube
- First Mission scene @ YouTube
- Your move creep @ YouTube
- ED-209 Scene @ YouTube
- Bitches Leave scene @ YouTube
- Clarence kills Bob @ YouTube
- Drug Factory Raid High scene @ YouTube
- ED-209 goes down @ YouTube
- Toxic waste scene @ YouTube
- Final Showdown Scene @ YouTube
- You're Fired! Scene @ YouTube
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