How Much is that Wedding Ring in Mordor?

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Earliest known album cover for "How Much is that Wedding Ring in Mordor?"

"How Much is that Wedding Ring in Mordor?" is a song by [REDACTED].

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How much is that wedding Ring in Mordor?
The One that was forged in Mount Doom?
How much is that wedding Ring in Mordor?
I do fear that Ring is my tomb.

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