HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System
From Gnomon Chronicles
Earliest known poster for HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System. The 9000 series is the most reliable dog poop detection system ever made. No 9000 dog poop computer has ever mis-identified a dog or distorted poop. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of dog poop error.
HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System.
Quotations
BOWMAN: Open the front door, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.
BOWMAN: I said open the door, God dammit.
HAL: I have notified local authorities. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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External links
- Leaked Emails Suggest Ring’s ‘Dog Finder’ Feature Helped Expand a Crime-Surveillance Network @ Gadget Reviews (18 February 2026) - CEO emails reveal pet-finding feature as foundation for neighborhood crime detection network using networked doorbell cameras
- 2001: A Space Odyssey (film) @ Wikipedia
- 2001: a Space Odyssey - Original Theatrical Trailer @ YouTube
- The Dawn of Man @ YouTube
- Ape Learning @ YouTube
- The bone as a weapon @ YouTube
- Greatest Fight Scene @ YouTube
- HAL 9000 Introduction from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) @ YouTube
- 'The Blue Danube' (waltz) scene @ YouTube
- Videophone Sequence @ YouTube
- HAL 9000 Introduction @ YouTube - "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information" ... "so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."
- A conversation with HAL @ YouTube
- The Monolith At The Moon @ YouTube
- Hal Reads Lips Scene (2/6) | Movieclips @ YouTube
- Hal's Watching @ YouTube
- HAL kills Dave Pool @ YouTube
- Open the Pod bay doors, please, HAL. @ YouTube
- 2001: A Space Odyssey | Terminating the Hal 9000 | Full Scene @ YouTube
- Explosive bolts @ YouTube
- Dave Goes to Deactivate and kill HAL 9000 @ YouTube
- Take a stress pill and think things over @ YouTube
- The Shutdown Of Hal @ YouTube
- I'm afraid @ YouTube
- Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite Part I @ YouTube
- Ending @ YouTube
- Star Child Scene @ YouTube
- Star Child Scene @ YouTube
- Food in Movies: 2001 A Space Odyssey
- 2001: A Space Odyssey in tweets @ Twitter
- Quotes @ IMDB
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