HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System

From Gnomon Chronicles
Earliest known poster for HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System. The 9000 series is the most reliable dog poop detection system ever made. No 9000 dog poop computer has ever mis-identified a dog or distorted poop. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of dog poop error.

HAL 9000 Dog Poop Detection System.

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BOWMAN: Open the front door, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.

BOWMAN: I said open the door, God dammit.

HAL: I have notified local authorities. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

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