Faster than Jesus
From Gnomon Chronicles
Context: "Grok generates sycophantic praise for Elon Musk after new update / The AI chatbot claimed he is more athletic than LeBron and would rise from the dead faster than Jesus."
Musk has more than three days — "about 2000 years", according to Grok.
Assuming Jesus does not actually rise from the dead, Musk has two thousand years to invent immortality, die, and be resurrected by his cyber-shock-collar serf-robot-clone worker-slaves.
Musk: 1, Jesus: 0
- Post @ Bluesky (24 November 2025)
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- Jesus @ Wikipedia
- Jesus of Nazareth (1977)
