Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter
Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter is a 2021 social justice action-archaeology film about Elgin Marbles, an orphan baby discovered in Heinrich Schliemann's excavation of Troy who grows up to fight the world's deadliest criminal mastermind archaeologists.
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Venus of Willendorf in Furs is a late 1960's archaeology-sexploitation film.
Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
"The Commuters forgot one thing ... Traffic, John! Traffic from the Id—!!
Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.
Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of ionized cologne.
Fiction cross-reference
- Elgin's Island
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
- Miracle Whip
- Monumental Barkitecture
- Silent Looting
- The Commuters forgot one thing
- Venus of Willendorf in Furs
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Elgin Marbles @ Wikipedia
- Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (7 July 2023)
- Post @ Twitter (14 January 2023) - Hobby Lobby
- Post @ Twitter (22 September 2021) - "Busted: The Hobby Lobby Antiquities Gang"
- Post @ Twitter (15 August 2021)
- Comment @ Facebook (15 August 2021)