Eat at the Speed of Light

From Gnomon Chronicles
Earliest known poster for Eat at the Speed of Light.

Eat at the Speed of Light is a short documentary film describing theoretical principles of eating food at nearly the speed of light.

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Suppose you chew fast. Very fast: approaching the speed of light.

The time dilation effect slows down time inside your oral cavity.

Outside your mouth, hundreds of years pass, while inside your mouth you enjoy a single minute of cookie.

It's tragic, really.

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