Diary (June 15, 2020)
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Online diary of Karl Jones for Monday June 15, 2020.
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Eyeballs will roll
Bah. What do I pay you people for?
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !
Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron!
Bonus prize! "Cannibal's Cauldron" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.
- Comment @ Facebook
*Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?
To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands.