Diary (January 3, 2026)
From Gnomon Chronicles
Online diary of Karl Jones for Saturday January 3, 2026.
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Diary
Venezuela
Bits
- Night of the Quantum Lepus
- Soylent Lepus
- Begging Powder
- That boy was a whiner, and Roald Dahl is no Dickens
- More than a Man-Crush - Boston
- The Silence of the Clamor
- Klein pulpit
- Starsky and the Sundance Hutch
- I am the Jules Feiffer of Gahan Wilson
- de regurgitation
- Taiga Taiga - "Taiga taiga burning fast / In the greenhouse we are gassed"
- Schist in a biscuit
- Parting shot, shouting part
- Choler burier
- Juxtapositor General
- The Undecompiled
- Hoobin Rod
- Ignioso
- Patience Hero
- Blighty Punctures
- Truculator - "Truck you later"
- Discrimulate
- The Heaviest Jockey
- Is is wrong to name a parasite "Mister Snuggles"? - Irresponsible Pet Network
- Flaws of norm
- Glueball
- The Purloined Haggle Berries
- The Exculpator
- Vote Club
- Hexecution
- Snidermilk
- Harding loaf
- The Ridicules of Chronic
- Sphinx versus Centaur
- Sludge Bust
- Starling Hoyden in Roger That! - compare Sterling Hayden
- Aldebaran Clementine
- Eujuxtanous
- Baleen Water - Baleen and Barley's
- Ace Frehley, Makeup Detective
- Dipped a slidgit, there
- A Bridge Too Fahrfergnugen
- Semper Helpful
- Citation Heeded
- We are not perfect, we purr not affect
- The Emperor's Nuke Loathes
- Anon-binding resolutions
- Puce Works
- Plan Puce
- Puce L. Animus
