Diamond vampire
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A diamond vampire is a purported variety of vampire which sparkles like diamonds.
Sightings
Based on a Facebook conversation on July 23, 2020, author and fabulist Karl Jones observed:
Vampires sparkle like diamonds, you say?
Well then, perhaps what really drive vampires is love of diamonds.
Let's try burying vampires in abandoned deep-shaft diamond mines, for example the Kimberlite pipes in South Africa.
I see a "Born Free" for Vampires here, giving these misunderstood monsters a new lease on un-life in a lightless yet eternally sparkling underworld.
After that we can figure out what to do with all the low-level nuclear waste. I'm no expert, but if it sparkles like diamonds, I have a plan.
Anagrams
"Saw Banal Lies" is an anagram of "Isabella Swan".
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
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- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
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External links
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