Cybertrucks of the Planet of the Apes

From Gnomon Chronicles
Earliest known poster for Cybertrucks of the Planet of the Apes.

Cybertrucks of the Planet of the Apes is a dystopian black comedy science fiction film about a billionaire (Elon Musk) who populates Mars with thousands his children by hundreds of different mothers. After millions of years of evolution, his descendants have become ape-like creatures with electric trucks which they must keep free of bird poop.

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Bird poop versus Cybertruck

Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Cybertruck ASAP to Avoid Corrosion

Owners are finding the exposed stainless steel may be much more fragile than they expected.

“To prevent damage to the exterior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as grease, oil, bird droppings, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.). Do not wait until Cybertruck is due for complete wash. If necessary, use denatured alcohol to remove tar spots and stubborn grease stains, then immediately wash the area with water and a mild, non-detergent soap to remove the alcohol.”

—Tesla Cybertruck Owner's Manual

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