Condiment packet gun
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A condiment packet gun is a toy novelty gun which shoots the contents of condiment packets.
Flavors
Popular flavors include Soy, Hot Mustard, and Duck Sauce (the "Asian Trifecta of condiment ammunition").
Commentary
Context: "Do you have any packets of soy sauce?"
Yes.
Also, I am inventing a spring-loaded toy wooden pistol to shoot the contents.
In the News
The Seventh Mayo is a 1957 film by Ingmar Bergman about disillusioned Swedish chef Antonius Block (Max von Sydow), who vows to evade Death long enough to manufacture and distribute the world's best mayonnaise.
The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise is a 1988 American documentary film, an interpretation of the 1984 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].
Fiction cross-reference
- [[Condiments Festival]
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- The Seventh Mayo
- The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise
- Warrior Ketchup
- Who's your big tool?