Carpet fiber abuse

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Earliest known poster public service warning poster about carpet fiber abuse.

Carpet fibert abuse is the use of carpet fibers in amounts or by methods which are harmful to the individual or others.

Carpet fiber abuse is a form of matter-related disorder. See Crimes against physical constants.

Headlines

Forensic carpet fiber analysts at risk of job burnout, carpet fiber abuse

Treatment centers now offering "while you wait" carpet cleaning services.

Hashtags

  • #CarpetFiberRecoveryClinic

In the News

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (19 December 2022)