Breakfast Urine
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Breakfast Urine is a food-like product designed, marketed, and serviced by Transdimensional Victuals, a division of Extract of Radium.
Relationship with autonomous gibbets
According to a 2020 field study by APTO forensic quantum biochemicists, Breakfast Urine is a waste product excreted by autonomous gibbet, possibly an beneficial mutation which emerged during the 1300s in Europe as a response to plague.
Discovery
Evidence of the existence of Breakfast urin was first detected by artist, songwriter, and Extract of Radium habitué Karl Jones.
In the News
Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
Urine Beer is a brand of beer brewed from urine.
Fiction cross-reference
- Autonomous gibbet
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Food-grade tofu - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the Plant Protein Construction Council (PPCC) - compare Not Milk? campaign
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Soil-to-Can Meals
- Urine Beer