Alien Gourmand
Alien Gourmand is a talk show featuring non-human species discussing food and fine dining.
Episodes
Fried Alien Hours
"What Are Fried Alien Hours?" is an attempt to duplicate Fried Alien Hours, a legendary (and possibly apocryphal) dish said to be [REDACTED], with a hint of [REDACTED]. Furthermore, it pairs nicely with bold red wine such as [REDACTED].
Interview with Quadrotriticale
"Interview with Quadrotriticale" features an interview with a strain of Quadrotriticale engineered for high intelligence.
Quotations:
"Yes, cereal is soup. And I say this as an intelligent strain of Quadrotriticale. Trust me on this, it feels like being soup."
- Comment @ Facebook
See Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.
Origin
Jupiter is a gas-giant dessert planet for whatever eats gas giant planets, and the red spot is like a cherry.
Oh, how I envy that alien gourmand.
- Comment @ Facebook (June 9, 2020)
In the News
They Live, We Eat is a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.
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Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].
Alka-Seltzer for Venus is a proposal to terraform Venus using enormous Alka-Seltzer tablets.
The Necromantic Gourmet is a crematorium and restaurant franchise with locations quietly but conveniently hidden in a safe house near you.
Fiction cross-reference
- Alka-Seltzer for Venus
- Children of the Burger
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- The Transluminal Gourmet
- Other "Gourmet" shows:
- They Live, We Eat