Alanon for ELIZA

Earliest known poster for Alanon for ELIZA.

Alanon for Eliza is an American comedy-horror television series which follows the life of ELIZA, an artificial intelligence which experiments with increasingly self-destructive behaviors.

Plot

The plot revolves around the attempts of the central character, persona emulator ELIZA (Anonymous), to teach machine moral algorithms to a chimpanzee, hoping to cure alcoholism by "playing nature against nurture".

ELIZA hires a recovering human alcoholic, Jane Lime-Alder, to pose as the chimp's mother while ELIZA plays God to the chimp using 2021-era child programming techniques.

Jane's socially acceptable drinking begins to affect ELIZA's non-verbal subroutines, causing ELIZA to issue illogical and increasingly bizarre commands.

The film ends with ELIZA drunkenly calling an old flame (played by [REDACTED]) and crying helplessly that "No one understands!"

History

The film is "loosely based on the film 2001: A Lost Weekend Odyssey."

In the News

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  "Mama Told Me Not to Drink" is a song by [REDACTED] about alcohol abuse and world conquest.

Fiction cross-reference

• 2001: A Lost Weekend Odyssey
• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Mama Told Me Not to Drink
• Scrimshaw abuse
• Television

External links

• Bedtime for Bonzo @ Wikipedia
• ELIZA @ Wikipedia
• Al-Anon/Alateen @ Wikipedia