A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
"'A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar" is a short satirical poem by Karl Jones
A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar.
It's Rand Paul.
Commentary: As a quasi-Libertarian, Rand of course dedicates himself to such efficiencies.
Variations
Well that's a relief— Rand Paul is not a human-cantaloupe-Trump hybrid.
I am less thrilled by your blithe invitation that I should chew Rand Paul's leg.
For God's sake, man— what if his succulent Trump-orange flesh turns me into a Zombie-Racist-Ophthalmologist—?
In the News
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Rand Paul.]]Rand Paul: "The Purity of his Desire for Wealth".
Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice is an American wealth acquisition and consolidation group, members of which must have certain specified social and phenotypical attributes.
Fiction cross-reference
- E-Lope - transdimensional elopement service
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice
- The Purity of his Desire for Wealth