A snail planter on their walkway column
From Gnomon Chronicles
Context: "Ring’s controversial, AI-powered “Search Party” feature isn’t intended to be limited only to dogs, the company’s founder, Jamie Siminoff, told Ring employees in an internal email obtained by 404 Media"
OK, that's a problem.
But what kind of sick mind has a *snail planter* on their walkway column?
- Post @ (18 February 2026)
Commentary
Context: "For little round Box plants; those snail and turtle planters look cute, I think"
I find snails cute, and snail planters, too.
But snails are garden pests.
Naturally, when I see a plant adorned with a garden pest symbol, my satirical reflexes fire uncontrollably.
- Post @ (18 February 2026)
- Snail @ Wikipedia
