A real man would have a red truck
From Gnomon Chronicles
Context: "White men in large trucks don't have to obey the traffic laws. They're special"
Also his truck is white. That's like having white horse.
Granted, a real man* would have a red truck.
We should taunt his lily-white ass about that red truck.
(*i.e., a semi-feral teenage boy in a man's body.)
- Post @ Bluesky (25 April 2026)
