A lesser holiday tradition (nonfiction)
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a lesser holiday tradition is a cartoon by Kris Straub.
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some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you
therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab
In the News
Vertebrates Rule! is a song by Jest on a Candid I about a mouse riding a lobster to a lobster pot for Christmas dinner.
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- a lesser holiday tradition @ chainsawsuit