Template:Better Than News/January 24
Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.
Lacuna Beret is a 2008 American comedy-thriller film about a serial haberdasher who rigs hats that cause his victims memory loss based on the number of hits received by a website that features a live streaming video of children in sweatshops producing hats. Millions of people log on, hastening the victims' ignorance of child labor conditions around the world.
Strychnine House is a horror-pharmacology television series about a house possessed by a malefic supernatural bottle of strychnine tablets.
"If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you." —Friedrich Nietzsche
"L'eggs all the way down" is an expression of the problem of infinite regress. (Source: Recursion Safety Agency)