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Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
Maleficent Robot is an American drama thriller television series a cybersecurity engineer and hacker with social anxiety disorder and clinical depression (Rami Malek) who must stop an evil fairy and the self-proclaimed "Mistress of All Evil" (Angelina Jolie) from releasing a deadly computer virus.
Blunderball is a 1965 British spy film about a secret marine biologist (Sean Connery) who must find two NATO atomic bombs stolen by SPRAT.
Oliver! is a 1985 American political comedy film about a Marine Corps officer (Oliver North) who poses as an orphan in order to expose an illegal weapons trafficking operation.
"Cawlifornia Girls" is a song by The Hobby Aces.