America's Theme Song

Earliest known poster for "We Are the Champions".

America's Theme Song is "We Are the Champions" by Queen.

Commentary

It's weird that the band Queen is made up of Brits.
Because "We Are The Champions" is America's Theme Song.
America. Not queer. But loves Queen.

America's Got Talents is a televised American weights and measures competition.
Queerosmith is a theoretical rock band comprising Queen and Aerosmith.
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All right children, what did we learn from the Twentieth Century?

"Never cover Bohemian Rhapsody."

That's right. Never cover Bohemian Rhapsody.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."