Mama Told Me Not to Drink

Mama Told Me Not to Drink. (Social media post screenshot courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Social Media Authority.

"Mama Told Me Not to Drink" is a song by [REDACTED].

Lyrics

Want some raptors on your planet?
A Fernet-Branca spree?
What's all these crazy liquors you're grabbing from me?
This is the craziest planet that could ever be
Don't activate Space Command 'cause I don't wanna see

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Fiction cross-reference

• Alanon for ELIZA
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Pooh vs. Alien
• Scrimshaw abuse
• The Dark Bird

External links

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