Template:Daily Favorites/April 2
What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
"The unexfoliated skin is not worth shaving" is a philosophical-hygienic assertion by Socrates.
"If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you" is an assertion by philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
The Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu are a pair of transdimensional corporations which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu.
2001: A 70's Odyssey is a short documentary film about the unofficial privacy, health, and hygiene issues faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when a rift in the space-time continuum drastically raises dress hemlines in the workplace.
The Man with the Golden Musket (1974): James Bond must recover the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, before criminally deranged fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmicraises hemlines to the waist.
Sea-Monkey Crowns are symbolic adjunct to the royal majesty of Sea-Monkey kings and queens. Disclaimer: Sea-Monkeys not included. For external use only. Actual Sea-Monkey regalia may differ from crowns shown.
