Diary (May 19, 2021)
Online diary of Karl Jones for Wednesday May 19, 2021.
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Please Leave Your Wife
I thought it read:
"Please leave your wife for the new Mr. and Mrs."
Drinking with Fell Swoop and Kermit
Drinking with Fell Swoop and Kermit
Swoop: No one is free until trans people can urinate on cis people in any bathroom.
Kermit: You mean by mutual consent.
Swoop: Mutual consent, yet. Urination is either a private act, or a social act. All social acts require consent.
Kermit: Except criminal social acts.
Swoop: Yes. Which is why I prefer criminal private acts. Now where's the absinthe?
Kermit: It's not easy peeing green.
Swoop: Being green.
Kermit: No, peeing green.
Swoop: I would have thought—
Kermit: No, I meant it's not easy for you, peeing green. Me, it happens all the time.
Swoop: You don't mean ... you wouldn't ...
Kermit: Yes. The absinthe.